1. She sneezed, we believed ‘bless you,’ you banged.
“i used to be looking for some family at a property event and was actually waiting to create the basement and head house. A female sneezed and just wild while she walked by and that I flippantly mentioned ‘bless we’ and did start to allow. She expected in which I found myself supposed, I informed her my house seeing as we missing my friends, she stated she was arriving with. Intercourse followed.”
2. ‘i am going to murder the cat in the event that you dont bang me immediately.’
“Some lady walked to me personally at a celebration and stated ‘i am going to murder your feline should you don’t fuck me personally at this time.’
I’d to save my personal kitten.”
3. She rested with me at night basically rob your Batman hoodie.
“Went to an event sporting the old Batman hoodie. Some female truly loved Batman. Had love and when I woke upward, your hoodie got missing.”